Hell is slightly cooler than Texas

People, I am just not manufactured for hot weather. I sweat - a LOT, I have really thick hair and when it's hot - even my hair follicles sweat. And today, cold chills went down my back when I looked at the forecast in San Antonio for the next 10 days.

ThuJun 11
Partly Cloudy
101°

FriJun 12
Partly Cloudy
102°

SatJun 13
Partly Cloudy
102°F

SunJun 14
Mostly Sunny
100°F

MonJun 15
Sunny
100°

TueJun 16
Sunny
99°

WedJun 17
Sunny
99°

ThuJun 18
Sunny
97°F

FriJun 19
Sunny
98°

Somebody hold me.