Things I experience every day in San Antonio, that are non-existent in Ohio

• Cowboy boots with a suit
• Five-day forecasts of nothing but triple digit temperatures and a smiley sun icon
• Being the only white girl (gringo) in my yoga class
• Lizards on my porch after rain
• An hour-long news segment on the Dallas Cowboys PRE-SEASON football games.
• Camouflage everywhere.
• Cheaper beer prices than water and soda
• Cowboy hats with running shoes
• Mariachi music when I am on hold for the doctor